11.23.2004

Where Did Ozzy Osbourne's Ten Dollars Go?

Ozzie Osbourne and wife have been victimized by a jewelry burglar who got away clean with the goods. Sad. But what is weird about this story is that the amount of the reward offered is "up to $185,950".

What? Will anyone tell me why this figure? I'd really like to know.

I mean, why not $185,000? Or $185,900? Couldn't it be rounded up to $186,000?

Where the hell does that $50 difference go?

A cheap (for the Osbournes) bottle of red? Parking for the limo? The bean-counters cut? Whew.
You tell me....